Jimmy Fallon
Ernie Boch Jr.
Paul O'Neil
John Brussard
Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture
Claude Lemieux
George Lopez
Carrott Top
Captian Elliot Neese
Hank Steinbrenner
People who let their dogs shit in public areas and don't clean up after them
Ulf Samuelsson

Samuelson
Mike Felger
Miss Wanda from daycare
Barry Bonds
Ray Lewis
People who take golf so seriously at a public course that they bitch at me if I don't use proper etiquitte
LeBron James
Sergio Garcia
People who sit right next to me on public transportation or movie theaters even though their are empty seats elsewhere
Maria Carey
Kim Jong Il

Ugly babies
Chris Berman
People who make stupid lists
Traffic cops who give me a ticket despite how awesome my excuse is
Peter McNeely
John Lackey

Lackey
Alex Rodriguez
Jerry Jones
Divorce lawyers
People with underbites
Joe Morgan
Jessie Jackson
My aunt Kathy
Bernard Francis Law
Kanye West
Fidel Castro
The Dugger Family
John Mayer
Mitt Romney
Bill collectors
Stuart Scott
People with yellow teeth
Flo from the Progressive commercials
Guys on steroids that walk around flexing their lats who try to start shit if you glance in their direction, or in the direction of the girl they're with, (who obviously like guys who have a complex about their tiny dicks) but when it comes right down to it, won't do anything about it.
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