Hey iPhone,
Just who in the fuck do you think you are? First of all, what's with the lower case "i" and then a capitalized "Phone." I love shitty grammar just as much as the next guy, but this rubs me the wrong way.
You know what me and my friends did before all this technology came out? We got shitfaced and/or high and shot squirrels with a bb gun. Then we ventured out into the woods and confirmed our kills. Now we hang out and everyone has their face buried in their fucking phones downloading aps and playing retarded games, sometimes even with each other from across the room. What the fuck happened to just shooting the shit, snowboarding, going out to a bar or playing pickup basketball? We'd go out and chase ass or go to the driving range. I'm not saying the iPhone has completely stopped us from doing these things, but still.
I went camping last summer with some of my buddies and the only reason they weren't fucking around with their phones is because there wasn't electricity.
Nobody calls to talk on the phone or make plans...everything is texting. Sure it's convenient, but where does it stop? The way things are going, technology advances like facebook and twitter and every other way to get in touch with people will only get more advanced. Soon we won't have to talk to or see anyone in person at all.
Alright, I'm stepping down off my soap box now. I'm just getting some minor things out of the way...I got some heavy stuff in the works, ha!
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