Being the best at something isn't easy...it takes years of hard work, a great deal of trial and error, and even a bit of luck. Depending on what it is one is the best at, it could also take great physical prowess, or a high IQ, or ridiculous patience, or rich parents. Sometimes, it could also take a lack of talent, attributes, or environment to be the best. For example, a lack of attractiveness, lack of social acceptance, or a lack of weapons in your parents' closet can also lead to being the best at something.
People can also be born with the talent, or lack thereof, to be the best. Many pro atheletes are just born bigger, taller, or blessed with more speed, or whatever, in order for them to get to where they are. Some people are so ugly or annoying, that they have no choice to be the best at something...otherwise Darwinism takes over and they just die off....leaving us with no C.E.O.s of corporations, no scientists, and no foreigners to answer the phones in call centers.
And then there are those who are so batshit crazy that they are, or at least think they are, the best at any given thing, or maybe even everything. This is the category I fall under....so you're welcome readers, you are in for what will surely go down in history as the greatest thing to happen to the internet since free porn sites.
And if it doesn't, I'm sure I'll hear about it, and not care...so stand by for some thoughts (diarreah of the brain) from me, Vinny...I'm sure you'll find me to be a complete asshole who has no idea what I'm doing, but whatever...any idiot can post shit on the internet, so why not....
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